"Don't hold your breath" joke
Q: what is pink and fuzzy?
A: Pink Fuzz
Q: What is blue and fuzzy
A: no not blue fuzz, that would b stupid, it's pink fuzz holding its breath
Kermit the Frog gets sued
byKermit the Frog is getting sued by Miss Piggy for Sexual Harassment. She finally had enough of his greeting every time he called her on the phone: "Hi, Hoe - Kermit the Frog here..."
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”
Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”
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