"Don't hold your breath" joke

Q: what is pink and fuzzy?
A: Pink Fuzz
Q: What is blue and fuzzy
A: no not blue fuzz, that would b stupid, it's pink fuzz holding its breath

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Kermit the Frog gets sued

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Kermit the Frog is getting sued by Miss Piggy for Sexual Harassment. She finally had enough of his greeting every time he called her on the phone: "Hi, Hoe - Kermit the Frog here..."

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”

Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”

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