"Do You Want To Go To Heaven?" joke
Father Donovan entered the pub and said to the first man he saw, "Do you want to go to Heaven?" "Yes, I do, Father," the man replied.
"Then," said the priest, "leave this pub immediately."
The priest then approached a second man and asked him the same question, "Do you want to go to Heaven?" "Most certainly, Father, I do," replied the man.
"Then you must leave this den of Satan at once," said the priest.
Father Donovan then walked up to O'Reilly and asked, "Do you want to go to Heaven?" "No, Father, I don't," replied O'Reilly.
Looking him straight in the eye, the priest said, "Are you telling me when you die, you do not want to go to Heaven?"
"Oh, when I die. Certainly Father. I thought you were getting a group organized to go right now," O'Reilly replied.
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