"Difference Between Guts and Balls" joke

Here is the difference between guts and balls.
Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to just "be there."
Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

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