"Damn ham" joke
this lady went to this delly to buy a ham and she asked the butcher how much that ham was and he said oh that damn ham and the lady said oh my gosh i cant believe you just said that to me you know my husbands the preist and he said oh no thats the name of the company damn ham so she said okay then ill take that damn ham then her husband came home and he was like something smells bewitches and he asked what is it and she said oh its that damn ham i got at the butcher shop and he said oh my gosh i cant believe you said that to me you know im the preist and she said oh no thats the name of the company damn ham and he said oh so it became dinner time and there 15 year old son comes in and sits down and the dad says grace and askes their son hey would you pass me that damn ham please and then the son says aw cool pops pass me the fucking potatoes
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