"Crazy Christmas Carol - Deck The Halls" joke

My fiancee who is slightly twisted (obvious from her help on the last carol I posted) came up with this earlier this year. Deck the halls with gasoline.
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Light a match and watch them gleam.
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Watch the school burn down to ashes.
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Aren't you glad you played with matches.
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See the blazing school before us.
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Shoot the band and hang the chorus.
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Toast professors like marshmellows.
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Aren't they such delicious fellows.
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