"Contageous" joke

timmy sat down in school and the teacher said whoever says the word contageous in a sentence wont get any homework.
so timmy says to the teacher i had da flu and it was contageous.
very good timmy said the teacher.
the irish kid at the back of the class stood up and said my next door neighbour is decorating his house and my dad says its gonna take the cunt ages!

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