"Coming out of the closet" joke
In a small town some where in Illinois lies a family. It consisted of a husband, wife, three sons, and a daughter. One of the sons had a terrible secret.
"Dad, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm gay," said the son.
The Dad was furious he couldn't believe that one of his sons was gay.
A year had passed and his second son approached him and told a very bad secret.
"Dad, I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm gay."
The Dad went crazy again, he couldn't believe that two out of three sons were gays.
Another year had passed and the third son came forward. "Dad I know you're not going to want to hear this but, I'm gay.
The Dad was enraged he started shouting "DOESN'T ANYONE IN THIS FAMILY LIKE GIRLS ANYMORE?!!"
The daughter said, "I do, I do!"
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