"Comebacks" joke
Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from heaven.
Girl: Aww, did it hurt when you got kicked out of hell?
Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Girl: Really? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F and U together.
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Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.
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An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...
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Love this one:At the bottom, you should put some recommended stories...I really like these type of stories.
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Hailey:The first one I here is when the princ able asked,"how many spankings do you want" and the little boy said,"49 smack them hard!"
Funny Joke? 35 vote(s). 86% are positive. 3 comment(s).