"Comebacks" joke

Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from heaven.
Girl: Aww, did it hurt when you got kicked out of hell?
Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Girl: Really? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F and U together.

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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Your hairline

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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hairline

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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Freedom is not the right to do as

Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.

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Life's Values

An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...

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Love this one:At the bottom, you should put some recommended stories...I really like these type of stories.
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Hailey:The first one I here is when the princ able asked,"how many spankings do you want" and the little boy said,"49 smack them hard!"
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