"College Freshman" joke

There was a huge college freshman who decided he would try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.
"Sure, watch this," the freshman replied, as he ran smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.
"Wow, I'm impressed," the coach said. "Can you run?"
"Of course," said the freshman. He was off like a bolt of lightning and in just over nine seconds, had run a hundred yard dash.
"That's great," said the coach with enthusiasm, "but, can you pass a football?"
Rolling his eyes and hesitating for a moment, the freshman replied, "If I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."

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