"Chinese and the cowboy" joke
theres three guys One Mexican, one Chinese and one cowboy. the Mexican walked into a bar and ordered a coke. He got his coke and sat down, he took a sip and spit it out this taste like sh*t he said. He went 2 the bartender and said wats in this sh*t homes. The bartender said me Chinese me play joke me go pee-pee in your coke! the Mexican said eww and walked out. Then the Chinese guy came in and got a coke took a drink and said this tastes like piss so he went 2 the bartender. The bartender said me Chinese me play joke me go pee-pee in your coke! The Chinese guy walked out. The cowboy did the same thing and when The bartender said me Chinese me play joke me go pee-pee in your coke, the cowboy said Me cowboy me run fast, me shoot bullets up your ass!
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