"Chicken Jokes 1" joke

Q: What do you call the outside of a hand green-egg?
A: The bombshell!

Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-do!"

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line!