"Calling Mom" joke
A blonde enters a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Germany. When the man tells her the cost will be $300, she exclaims, "I don't have any money, but I will do anything to get a message to my mother in Germany."
"Anything?" the man asks. "Yes, anything!" the blonde replies.
"OK," he says, "Follow me!" He walks in to the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door." She does.
"Get down on your knees," he says. She does.
Next, he tells her to take down his zipper, and she does.
He then says, "Go ahead... take it out." The blonde takes it out and grabs hold of it with both hands.
"Well. Go ahead!" says the man. She brings her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, she says "Hello... Mom??"
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