"Buckwheat & Darla" joke

All the little rascals sat down for class, and the teacher decided to start off the day with a spelling quiz.
The teacher first asked Darla, "Darla, can you spell dumb?"
"D-u-m-b," said Darla
The teacher then said, "Can you use it in a sentence?"
"Buckwheat is dumb."
"Okay, can you spell stupid?" said the teacher.
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
"Buckwheat is stupid."
"Buckwheat, can you spell dictate?"
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
"I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good."

To make this work, do this as fast as you can and don't cheat!
Spell Fort 5 times
Say Fort 4 times
Spell Fort 4 times
Say Sort 3 times
Spell Fort two times
Say Fort once
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