Darla Jokes

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    Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."She responds, "Buckwheat is dumb.""Now spell 'stupid'."Darla says, "s-t-u-p-i-d."The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."Then the teacher call on Buckwheat and asks, "Buckwheat, spell dictate."Buckwheat stands up and says, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in the a sentence." "I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!"

    The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson. The teacher said, "Alfalfa, use the word love in a sentence".
    Alfalfa replies, "I love Darla".
    The teacher said, "Good...now Spanky your word is respect".
    Spanky replies, "I respect the way Alfalfa loves Darla".
    The teacher said, "Very good! Now Buckweat its your turn, your word is Dictate".
    Buckweat replies, "Hey Darla...how did my dictate last night?".

    Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla,' How do you spell' dumb'?" Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb." The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence." She responds, "Buckwheat is dumb." "Now spell' stupid'." Darla says, "s-t-u-p-i-d." The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence." Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid." Then the teacher call on Buckwheat and asks, "Buckwheat, spell dictate." Buckwheat stands up and says, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate." The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in the a sentence." "I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!"

    Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"
    Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."
    The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."
    She responds, "Buckwheat is dumb."
    "Now spell 'stupid'."
    Darla says, "s-t-u-p-i-d."
    The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."
    Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."
    Then the teacher call on Buckwheat and asks, "Buckwheat, spell dictate."
    Buckwheat stands up and says, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."
    The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in the a sentence."
    "I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!"

    The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson. The teacher said, "Alfalfa, use the word love in a sentence". Alfalfa replies, "I love Darla". The teacher said, "Good... now Spanky your word is respect". Spanky replies, "I respect the way Alfalfa loves Darla". The teacher said, "Very good! Now Buckweat its your turn, your word is Dictate". Buckweat replies, "Hey Darla... how did my dictate last night?".

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