"Big Departmental Store" joke

The middle-aged woman was to get married and she went to a very big departmental store to have a lovely pair of pants.

What colour of pants must i have! I? Ve got to get married to? Morrow!?? If it is the first marriage, wear purple; if second wear orange; if third wear blue; if fourth, green: if fifth, wear white.?

? But supposing it is ninth??? Enquire next departmental store!?

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