"Beauty and the beast" joke

Father leaves home for a trip and asks his daughter:-Dear, what would you like me to bring for you as a present from my trip? The daughter replies:-Bring me a beast for my sexual pleasures daddy.
Father:-But dear! I am your dad! I cannot allow you even to talk to me about this kind of things!
Daughter:-O-o-o-oK daddy. Then lets go by the long way. Bring me a red rose. :(

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the
second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot, more...

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