"Ask A Whore About Yaz!" joke
I tried to get stills from the Yaz brand birth control commercial to help properly describe it, but I couldn't find any. You have to see it, it's unbelievable.
First of all, "Yaz" has to be the skeeviest sounding brand name ever concieved by man. Why not just call it "Skank?"
Secondly, the commercial does this weird thing that drug commercials do lately, where they try to slip the side effect disclaimer into a casual dialogue between friends. It's completely fucking creepy.
So the commercial depicts some blond club sluts that look like they were pulled off Ardie Fuqua's MySpace list. (Look up Ardie Fuqua on MySpace to get that joke! It's a doozy!) The gals are sitting around drinking cosmos and talking (probably about black cock) when one of them brings up Yaz, the 24-hour birth control pill. She quotes several studies to her friends and then gives them a laundry list of side effects while her fellow cumdumpsters nod and smile blankly.
When she gets all done describing Yaz, you're like, "What the hell was that?" When suddenly, there is a surprise twist at the end that explains her outburst! Try to guess what it is! It's a real dipsy doodle!
If you guessed that she is some kind of cyborg whore from the future sent back in time to talk about Yaz, you are wrong!
Actually, it turns out she went to medical school, where she apparently got a degree in Yaz. Stick that in your dirty Yaz!
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