"Aol Jokes" joke

I was sitting in a chat room,
Feeling mildly amused,
When I saw something strange,
That left me all confused.

Someone typed a word,
(As far as I could tell)
But I had never seen it.
What is an LOL?

Then the plot got thicker,
More words I didn’t know,
A person started typing,
The word LMAO.

I sat there in amazement,
I felt like a dumb toad.
Could it be, these people,
Were speaking in a code?

That’s when I looked closer.
And found the subtle clue.
I figured out this code
And I’ll share it now, with you.

LOL is three little words,
That seem, to me, quite shady.
LOL is a command,
The words, “Lean Over Lady? ”

LMAO, was more obscure,
It made me sweat my socks!
LMAO is a command,
Meaning, “Leave Me Alone, Ox! ”

ROFL was harder still,
I found it rather sickening.
It’s a discreet way to say,
“Ready Only For Licking! ”

I can’t believe that AOL,
Would let this code exist!
To them I say, YOMSL
Meaning, “You’re On My Shit List! ”