"Ambushed Cowboy" joke
A cowboy is out riding the range when he suddenly gets ambushed by a group of Indians. They take him back to their village where he goes before the Chief. The Chief looks at him and says, "You, white man, will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes. What is your first wish?"
Looking around, the cowboy gives it some deep thought, then says, "Can I talk to my horse, O' Great Chief?"
The Chief is puzzled by the request but says, "Sure, white man, talk to your horse."
The cowboy goes to his horse, whispers in its ear and the horse gallops off in a cloud of dust. The Indians sit around and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish but, all of a sudden, the horse returns with a brunette riding upon its back. The Indians look amazed. The Chief grins and points to a secluded teepee. Embarrassed, the cowboy takes the brunette into the teepee.
An hour later, he comes out and says to the Chief, "Can I talk to my horse again, Chief?" The Chief gives his permission and reminds the cowboy that is wish number two.
The cowboy goes to his horse and, once again, whispers in its ear. Immediately, the horse gallops off in a cloud of dust. Twenty minutes later, the horse returns. This time, there's a blonde riding upon its back. Again, the Chief points towards the secluded teepee.
An hour later, the cowboy comes out. Feeling tired now, and realizing there is only a few hours left before sundown, he looks towards the Chief. Before he can say anything, the Chief says, "Sure, crazy, white man, talk to your horse."
The cowboy approaches his horse and grabs it by the ear and exclaims, "Let's get this straight... I said... go get a POSSE!!"
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