Teepee Jokes

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    Two Indians, Running Bear and Little Beaver went to the outhouse teepee, situated on the edge of a cliff. After using the outhouse teepee, they went back to the village. The next day, they again went to the outhouse teepee. Running Bear said, "Terrible, terrible, the outhouse teepee smells to high heaven! What should we do? We can't ever use it smelling like that!" Little Beaver suggested, "Why don't we just push the outhouse teepee over the cliff, and go build another one?" They both agreed and pushed the outhouse teepee over the cliff.

    A few days later, the chief of the tribe called a pow wow. He asked," Who threw the outhouse teepee over the cliff?" No one answered. He then told this story.

    When George Washington was a little boy, his father asked, "Who chopped down the cherry tree?" Little boy George Washington answered, "It was I father."

    His father was so pleased with the answer, that he rewarded more...

    A guy walks into a doctors office and says, "Doc, I have a problem. First I think I'm a teepee, then I think I'm a wigwam. Then a teepee, then a wigwam. And so on and so on. Whats wrong with me?"
    The doctor replies, "Your problem is that you're two tents."
    (two tents, too tense)

    An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys."Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."

    A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet
    the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You going to die. But we sorry for
    you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you
    die. What is first wish?"
    The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The Indians get his horse. The
    cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on
    the back. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a
    naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the
    cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man-can only
    think of one thing."
    The second day, the chief says, "What your wish today?"
    The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his
    horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the
    horse's ear, then slaps it on the back. more...

    A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after his first year at college. When his dad asked him about his first year at school, he said: I'm having trouble with people making fun of me, especially my Indian name. How did you come to give your children such odd names"? His father said: "When your brother was born, I looked out the teepee and I saw an eagle flying so I named him Little Eagle and when your sister was born, I looked out the teepee and saw a deer grazing, so I named her spotted fawn. Why do you ask, Two Dogs F*cking"?

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