"Adam and Eve" joke

In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve without any clothes,
In this garden are two little leaves,
One covers Adams,
And one covers Eves.
Nevertheless to say,
The wind came along and blew those leaves away,
At The sight Adam did stare,
As Eves treasure was all covered in hair,
Wonder came under Eves eyes,
As Adams thing started to rise.
They found a spot that suited them best,
A big ol tree,
Where they began to rest,
Wider and farther her legs did spread,
As thrill after thrill,
Came into her head.
The head of Adams thing,
Peaked into her hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control,
The joy was good,
She wouldnt let loose,
Till Adams thing was all out of juice.
Now down through the years,
People have screwed,
And now its time for me and you,
So pull down your pants,
And lay in grass,
Cuz Im in the mood for a piece of that ass.

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