"Actual Answer from a Medical Student" joke
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. "As you can see," he says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched." The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, "What would you do in a case like this? " "Well," ponders the student, "I suppose I'd limp, too."
Marital Sex "While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn't enjoy it. Though they had been married only a few years, he relflectly unhappily, their love-making had become infrequent and bland. Then quite suddenly, alarmed, he said: "What happened, did I hurt you ?" "Why no, not at all," said his surprised wife. "Whatever made you ask that ?" "Well, no reason actually," the bored husband replied with a sigh, "It's just that for a moment there, I thought you actully moved."
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