"A light meal!" joke

What makes a glow worm glow? A light meal!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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My ex-wife's parents told her she could be anything she wanted to be. So she became a bitch.

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An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted more...

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What's a glow worms favorite song? Wake me up before you glow glow!

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How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!

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