"A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car..." joke

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that theblonde behind the wheel was knitting.The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to thedriver-"PULL OVER!""NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"

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