"A good whore" joke

Guy goes in a bar tells the bartender I made $25.00 today you know a good whore? Bartender says go ask her. He asks how much for a blowjob she says see that porsche in the driveway he says yeh I got that because I give the best job in town, how much? She says $25.00 he pays her it was great. The next day same guy makes $50.00 he asks the hooker for a piece of ass. She says see that fur coat in the closet? I got that cause I got the best ass in town. He says how much $50.00 she said. So he paid her it was great. The next day the same guy makes $150.00 He wants some pussy. He asks the hooker she says see that condominium over there. He says let me guess that's yours right. She says no but it would be if I had a pussy...

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