"A caring husband" joke

A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage.- Anything else? - NO, thanks, - Maybe, your wife needs something? - Oh, yeah. Thank you for your reminder. Do you sell greeting cards ?

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

343
283

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

351
292

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

554
485

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...

57
21

Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.

8
2
Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 9 vote(s). 67% are positive. 0 comment(s).