"A caller named Eileen from" joke

A caller named Eileen from Dearborn Heights was stopped at a red light on
West Road in Trenton when she saw a bumper sticker on the car in front of her:
Honk if you love Jesus
She does, so she did.
The driver got out with what looked like a sawed-off baseball bat, and
smashed dents into her hood.

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen on the door until you open it

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen down to tie my shoe. Knock Knock
Who's there!
Eileen!
Eileen who?
Eileen over backwards to make you happy! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Eileen!
Eileen who?
Eileen Don more...

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