"A blonde at the hairdressr" joke
A blonde walks into a hairdressers and say i want my haircut. the hairdresser says not until u take thoses earphones out, so the next day she dyes her hair and comes back in and says can i get my haircut now and the hairdressers say NOT UNTIL U TAKE THOSE EARPHONES OUT, so the next day she dyes her hair brown and comes in the next day and says well can i now so the hairdresser got so sickened he pulled out the earhones and as he was nearly finish he noticeed the blonde wasnt breathing and then he listened to the earphone and it sayed "breathe in breathe out"
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...
A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...