"A blonde, a brunette, and a..." joke
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops. They turn into a dark alley and find three potato sacks, so they hide in them. The cop kicks the bag with the brunette in it, and the brunette says WOOF WOOF. The cop kicks the one with the redhead in it and she says MEOW MEOW. The cop kicks the bag with the blonde in it, and she says POTATOES!!!
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus ups and asks, "Liza Jane can I's look up your dress before the bus gets here?"Liza Jane was startled and said, "No Rastus you cain't!"Well Rastus persisted and persisted till finally Liza more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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