"A Woman was out golfing" joke

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to." The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said,"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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How do you know if a chink robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway!

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FUNNI:Lol what a dumb bitch
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Anonym:lol that womans a dumb bitch her husband gets a 10 times lighter heart attack lol.
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Anonym:o yea that joke was so funny yo mama so haha but then she died, she was 353624523745 and a half plus da sqr rut of pi heard you like mund kips
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Anonym:that joke was so funny i read it to 900 pepole 75% people loved it
Funny Joke? 19 vote(s). 89% are positive. 4 comment(s).