"A Corporate Lesson" joke
A priest was driving along when he saw a nun at the side of the road. He pulled over and offered her a ride, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, which forced her habit to open and reveal a beautiful leg. The priest looked over and nearly had an accident.
After regaining control of the car, he slyly slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" Flustered, he apologized profusely and forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
A little further on, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" Again, the priest apologized and said, "I'm sorry, Sister, but the flesh is weak."
Finally arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way.
As soon as he arrived at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It read:- "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:- Always be well informed in your job. If you aren't, you may miss a great opportunity!
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