"3 things to choose from (poss off to Jews and Catholics)" joke

There was a 28 year old son living still at home in this Jewish family - he was very attached to his mother and vice versa. The father was fed up.
The mother went to the Rabbi and asked: "What she should do? What will become of my son?"
The Rabbi said: "Leave out three things on the table tonight and when he comes home, see what he takes. Leave a Ten dollar bill, a Bible and a bottle of Scotch."
She did so and the next day she called the Rabbi and said: "He took all three. Whatever will become of him?"
To which the Rabbi replied: "Oh my! He'll become a Catholic priest!"

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