"3 Men in Jail" joke

There were 3 guys that escaped from jail. They were out the gates and and almost to freedom. Suddenly a Guard walks out. The 3 guys that escaped said' we got to split up or he will find us!'. So the guys split up....... The guard walked by a tree and heard some rattling, The guard said whos there? WHO WHO The 1st escapee said. The guard said shoo, its just an owl. He started walking again
suddenly he heard a second tree move, he said whos there? ARF ARF The 2nd escapee said. The guard said shoo, its just a dog. So the guard was walking by a potato field. Suddenly he heard a sound. The guard said whos there. The 3rd escapee said P--O--T--A--T--O!
HINT < Hes acting like a potato. >

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