Zub Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    Q: What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond?
    A: A savings bond eventually matures and earns money.

    Q: What color is a guitar string?
    A: Plink!
    (It is the sound the a guitar makes. The word sounds like the color "pink.")

    What goes "ZUB, ZUB"?
    A bee flying backwards.(Buz, Buz)

    (After teaching about telling time)
    Teacher: What time is it?
    Students: Umm, eight fifty-nine?
    Teacher: Nope.
    Students: About nine o'clock?
    Teacher: No.
    Students: What then?
    Teacher: It's time to go home.

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