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A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to.
The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

There were three boys at the zoo and the zookeeper came up to them and asked for their names and what they were trying to do. The first boy said, ''My name is Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions.'' The second boy said, ''My name is Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions.'' The third boy said, ''My name is Peanuts.''

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zookeeper!
Zookeeper who?
Zookeeper away from me!