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    There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the middle had the middle floor, and the youngest got the bottom floor.
    A little while after they moved in, the eldest brother brought over his girlfriend. During that night, the two younger brothers heard the following sounds: Click, swish, fftt, ahhh.
    The next morning, the younger brothers asked their brother what the noise they'd heard last night was.
    He replied, "Click-turned off the light. Swish-ran across the room. Fftt-farted, and Ahhh-landed on my girl."
    The middle brother was excited by that, so he brought over his girlfriend the next night.
    During that night, the two other brothers heard the following sounds: Click, swish, fftt, ahhh.
    The eldest and youngest asked him what the noise in his room last night was. He replied, "Click- turned off the light. Swish-ran across the room. Fftt-farted, and Ahhh-landed on my girl."
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    A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.

    The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"

    The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."

    With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

    A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
    The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"
    The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
    With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

    A man had four beautiful daughters in the age group of 17 to 20. The prospective son-in-law was told that he could select any one of the four. The eldest one was a telephone operator. The next one was a bank officer, the third a doctor, and the youngest a teacher. The boy selected the youngest and married her.
    His friends asked him later why he preferred the youngest daughter when he had better options.
    He replied,' The telephone operator is in the habit of saying "Wait please"; the bank officer of saying "Stand in the queue"; doctor will say "Relax and take it lightly"; but the school teacher will always say "Repeat, repeat.....".

    There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the middle had the middle floor, and the youngest got the bottom floor.A little while after they moved in, the eldest brother brought over his girlfriend. During that night, the two younger brothers heard the following sounds: Click, swish, fftt, ahhh.The next morning, the younger brothers asked their brother what the noise they'd heard last night was. He replied, "Click-turned off the light. Swish-ran across the room. Fftt-farted, and Ahhh-landed on my girl."The middle brother was excited by that, so he brought over his girlfriend the next night. During that night, the two other brothers heard the following sounds: Click, swish, fftt, ahhh.The eldest and youngest asked him what the noise in his room last night was. He replied, "Click- turned off the light. Swish-ran across the room. Fftt-farted, and Ahhh-landed on my girl."Now, the youngest brother was really excited. more...

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