Yamraj Jokes

Rabri Devi died and went to hell (as expected…)

As she stood in front of Yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, “What are all those clocks? ”

Yamraj answered, “Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. ”

Rabri: “Oh”, “Who’s clock is that? ”

Yamraj: “That’s Gautam Buddha’s. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. ”

Rabri: “And whose clock is that? ”

Yamraj: “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life. ”

Rabri: “Where’s my Laloo’s clock? ”

Yamraj: “Laloo’s clock is in my office, I’m using it as ceiling fan”.

After Death, Laloo Yadav, L. K. Advani& Vajpeyi Ji Went To Hell. After Some Years Of Hardwork At Hell, They Remembered Their Families. They Requested Yamraj To Let Them Make A Call.
The Nearest P. C. O. Booth Was 10 Miles Away, So After Walking For 3 Days, They Reached It.
First Mr. Vajpeyi Made A Call For 2 Minutes. Bill--Rs. 1000.
Next Mr. Advani Made A Call For 10 Minutes. Bill--Rs. 5000.
Then Laloo Ji Went In And Made A Call To Bihar For 2 Hours. Bill--Rs. 20.
The Other Two Went And Reported This To Yamraj, To Which He Replied,"What Can I Do If There Is A Local Connection Between Hell & Bihar?!"

RABRI DEVI DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN (DON'T LAUGH). AS SHE STOOD IN FRONT OF YAMRAJ, SHE SAW A HUGE WALL OF CLOCK BEHIND.
SHE ASKED, WHAT ARE ALL THOSE CLOCKS?
YAMRAJ ANSWERED, THOSE ARE LIE CLOCKS. EVERYONE ON EARTH HAS A LIECLOCK. EVERY TIME YOU LIE, THE HANDS ON YOUR CLOCK WILL MOVE.
OH, SAID RABRI, WHO'S CLOCK IS THAT?
THAT'S GOUTAM BUDDHA'S. THE HANDS HAVE NEVER MOVED INDICATING THAT HE NEVER TOLD A LIE.
AND WHOSE CLOCK IS THAT?
THAT'S ABRAHAM LINCON'S CLOCK. THE HANDS HAVE ONLY MOVED TWICE, TELLING US THAT ABRAHAM ONLY TOLD TWO LIES IN HIS INTIRE LIFE.
RABRI ASKED, WHERE'S MY LALOO'S CLOCK?
LALOO'S CLOCK IS IN MY OFFICE, REPLIED YAMRAJ, I AM USING IT AS A CEILING FAN.