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According to Yahoo News, a study performed by the Pacific Institute of Research revealed that children from 2 to 4 years old that were spanked scored 5 points lower on an IQ test versus their unspanked counterparts. Children from ages 5 to 9 who were spanked scored an average of 2.8 points lower than unspanked children in the same age group.
A new study is being coordinated right now to see if spanking has the same effect on adults who are 18 years old and up. Female volunteers are needed. Email me for details.

I don't think this is what little Mary's parents had in mind when they told her to research how to give a great presentation.

I have had a long crappy Sunday.
The last thing I need to when I come home is Rachel Ray's annoying face
telling me how to make pan-seered scallops.
Let me guess, is it the Applebee's Recipe or Chili's?















Doesn't she remind you of Sally Struther's, except with out a cause?

She better get back in the kitchen before Oprah whips her ass with a belt.

Once There Were 4 Aliens. One Alien Went To School And Learnt I, The Second Alien Went To His Friends House And Learnt Because He Stole My Pencil, The Third Alien Went To A Restaurant And Learnt With A Fork And Knife And The Forth Alien Went To Disco And Learnt Yahoo! !! One Day They Came Across A Dead Man. The Police Came And Asked The Aliens: Police-"Who Killid This Man" 1st Alien- I Police-"Why Did U Kill Him" 2nd Alien-"Because He Stole My Pencil." Police-"With What Did U Kill Him" 3rd Alien-"With A Fork And Knife" Police-"All Of U R Going To Jail" 4th Alien-"Yahoo!!!"

Financial advice, as listed on Yahoo news today: Be sure to have lots and lots of money.