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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar: Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Holidays around the precinct are always lively, especially in the 911 areas.
One particular night, a drunk calls in, and the following communication began:
"911, what is your emergency?"
"Osifer, I've been robbed!"
"Can you be more specific sir?"
"Osifer, someone stole my steering wheel, my gas pedal and my brake pedal."
"Could you please repeat that sir?" By now there's a crowd gathering around the dispatcher's chair.
"Yes, shur. Someone stole my gas pedal, my brake pedal and my steering wheel."
"Sir, what is your location?"
"I'm in my car."
"Sir, could you explain to me exactly where your car is located?"
"Yes, shur. I'm on Baker Street. Uh, 488 Baker!"
"Alright, sir, we'll send officers out to investigate it. Try to stay calm."
The

A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself. The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet. "Are you hurt?" he asked. "Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times around and you didn't wave once!"

Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph, with the husband behind the wheel. His wife calmly looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 12 years, but I want a divorce."
The husband refrains from saying anything, but slowly increases his speed to 60 mph.
"It's no good trying to talk me out of it either," she says. "I've been having an affair with your best friend and he's a much better lover than you."
Again the husband remains quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheel.
"I want the house," she says. Again the husband speeds up and is now doing 70 mph.
"I also want the kids," she continues. The husband just keeps increasing his speed until he's up to 80 mph.
"Plus," she says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she asks, "Is more...

A motorist had a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. He took the wheel off, but when he stood up he tipped over the hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them all down a sewer drain.A patient, looking through the fence, suggested that the man take one bolt from
the remaining three wheels to hold the fourth wheel in place until he could get to a service station.The motorist thanked him profusely and said, "I don't know why you are in that place."The patient said, "I'm in here for being crazy, not for being stupid."