Wafer Jokes

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    Knock Knock
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    Wafer who?
    Wafer a long time but now I'm back!

    Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews
    had to leave Italy. There was, of course, a huge outcry from
    the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would
    have a religious debate with a leader of the Jewish
    community. If the Jewish leader won the debate, the Jews
    would be permitted to stay in Italy. If the Pope won, the
    Jews would have to leave.
    The Jewish community met and picked an aged Rabbi, Moishe,
    to represent them in the debate. Rabbi Moishe, however, could
    not speak Latin and the Pope could not speak Yiddish. So it
    was decided that this would be a "silent" debate.
    On the day of the great debate, the Pope and Rabbi Moishe
    sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope
    raised his hand and showed three fingers.
    Rabbi Moishe looked back and raised one finger.
    Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.
    Rabbi Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat.
    The Pope then more...

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