Virusit Jokes

Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the window and throw out your computer. I repeat, do not ever again use your computer should it be infected with ANY of these horrible viruses. 1. Freudian VirusYour computer becomes obsessed with its own motherboard. Or becomes very jealous of the size of your friend's hard drive. 2. Lorena Bobbit VirusTurns your hard disk into a 3. 5 inch floppy. 3. Tonya Harding VirusTurns your. BAT files into lethal weapons. 4. Paul Revere VirusWarns of an impending virus infection: 1 if by LAN, 2 if by C:5. Hillary Rodham Clinton VirusInstantly turns 1K of disk space into 1 Meg. 6. Ollie North VirusPlays a patriotic. WAV while it shreds your files. 7. Joey Buttafuaco VirusOnly attacks minor files. 8. Ronald Reagan VirusSaves your data, but forgets where it's stored. 9. Jane Fonda VirusAttacks your hard drive's FAT. 10. Oprah Winfrey VirusYour 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly more...