Vane Jokes

An old farmer was sitting on his porch, holding a small piece of rope.His guest, a city man, asked, "What's the rope for?"The farmer said, "It's my weather vane.""How can you tell weather with that thing?" asked the city man. "When it goes from side to side, it's windy. When it's wet, it's raining."

Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.

Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but hes not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.