U-ravana Jokes

Soon after U-RAVANA was appointed as the custodian of the Tooth Relic he was sent on a official tour of UK. Filling in the immigration forms he entered his occupation as DIYAWADANE NILEME and then reasoned that nobody in UK will understand that. He thought for a while and then neatly crossed out what he wrote and replaced it with "LORD BUDDHAS DENTIST"!!

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One day U-RAVANA was doing a run in the morning and he was stopped by a tourist in front of Queens Hotel. Excuse me could you please tell me where Trinity College is? U-RAVANA replied yes I can, paused for a few moments and said - Look not this junction, not next junction, anne ara junction. ( "anne ara" must be read in sinhalese.)

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One day U-Ravana had a foriegn visitor and one evening they went to a sports club to play tennis. While the game is on every time the when U-Ravana hits the ball, the ball hits the net and bounce back.
Half way the tourist said Udu, the game was good but your balls are too low.
Udu replied " What to do, I am wearing local underwear"

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This happened way back in 1950's. It's the first day our famous U-Ravana took his family
to Colombo to see the tallest building in Ceylon - the famous Ceylinco House.
They were amazed by everything they saw -- especially the elevator at one end of the
lobby. The son of U-ravana, then a little boy of 10 years, asked, "What's this, Appachchi?"
to which Mr. U-Ravana responded, "Putha, I have never seen anything like this in my life,
I don't know what it is!"
While the son and the father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a
wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the
lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the son and father
watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the
circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous
24-year-old woman stepped more...

Well Here's another one. This happened in Kandy during the days when Mr. U-Ravana
is the caretaker of the Tooth.
Foriegn reporters were swarming the capital and Kandy too to cover the Non-Aligned
Conference. There was a Russian among them and he was visiting the Temple of Tooth
in Kandy with the other foreign reporters. Our U-ravana always willing to entertain the
vistors invited the group to have a good time at the Coffe Lounge in the famous Qeen's
Hotel.
They all sat in a big round table, and started to order the drinks first. The Russian was next
to a Cuban reporter and U-Ravana was at the oppsite side of the Russian. Not knowing
what to order the Russian turned to the Cuban who ordered a Fanta. U-Ravana ordered a
Coke. After the drinks arrived, the Russian sipped his Fanta before anybody else even touched
theirs. Ofcourse, this is the first time he ever tatsted any Fanta. Really satisfied of the drink he
sniffed the more...