Twin Jokes / Recent Jokes
There was a newlywed couple on their honeymoon in Antarctica. The bride asks her husband to gather berries; the husband asked, "Why do you want berries; we are in Antartica?" She replied with, "I was just wondering if you would and if your penis shriveled, because my nipples are hard and if your penis does shrivel, I can heat it up in my vagina when you got back."
The husband ran out looking for berries. When he came back she asked, "What took you so long?"
He then said, "Can we fuck now or what?"
She said as long as you're not frost bit."
So they went up to their room and started kissing furiously; the next thing he knew, she was giving him the greatest head he had ever gotten. Then he laid her down on the bed and the heat of his breath on her thighs made her moan. Then they started making love furiously, all of a sudden someone bursts through the door and said, "Honey, why are you fucking my twin?" she was more...
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school. The next day when the twins each gave there dad the letter he gave them a hiding and sent them to bed. the next morning the twins got up "what do you want for breakfast" asked there dad to which one of the twins replied "i'll have some of those fucken thanks" his dad immediately gave the twin a hiding and sent him to bed. "Now what do you want for breakfast" the dad asked to the other twin. Well i won't have any of those fucken thats for sure" the twin replied.
Two twins tlking in their mothers womb
Twin 1: Oh look here comes daddy but hes early
Twin 2:That isnt daddy, daddy dousnt wear a raincoat.
It
is the year 2032, and a father and his son walk the
streets of lower Manhattan. Approaching the site where
the WTC used to be in the end of the 20th century, the
father sighs and comments, "to think that right
here used to be the Twin Towers..."
The son, not understanding, asks his father "What
are the Twin Towers?" The father smiles and looks
at the son, and explains, "The Twin Towers were
two huge buildings that used to be here until 2001,
when the Arabs destroyed them."
The son looks up to his father, and asks, "And
what are the Arabs?"
A blonde (let's call her Blonde #1) and her twin sister (let's call her Blonde #2) were celebrating the twin's birthday and Blonde#2 gave Blonde#1 a present.
Blonde#1: "Oh, thank you so much! When's your birthday? I have to start planning what to get you!"
What happens if you see twin witches? You wont be able to tell witch witch is witch.
What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.