Tutor Jokes

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    Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

    A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

    A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

    Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

    Unique New York.

    Betty Botter had some butter,' 'But,'' she said,' 'this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better.''

    So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So' twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

    Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

    Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?

    A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.

    The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

    Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

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    The Top Ten Nerf Toys!
    10. The Nerf Sling shot for those whose parent's do not approve of any type of weapon. (Don't shoot at point blank range, it may cause longterm damage to target)
    9. The nerf nerve prodder delivers quick shocks to target, three settings nerf, old timer, and die die die.
    8. The nberf raygun is a compact gun with two settings don't hurt nothin (nerf) and blow your bedroom walls to oblivian.
    7. The nerf exploding football is the perfect tool for teaching your children how to catch a football. (Football if dropped delivers a 50 mega ton nuclear explosion to surrounding area and state)
    6. The nerf robotic ping pong opponent is great for the experienced ping pong player, it also teaches advanced techniques. (if the robotic nerf ping pong players opponent misses the ping pong ball during a game, this robot has been known to chuck a large number of balls at his/her head)
    5. the nerf electronic Karate tutor is an excelent addition to any dojo, the more...

    One summer, an old professor got a job on the railway as a steward. On his first day, he was accompanied by another steward to learn the ropes. "The job is really quite simple," said his tutor, "just remember to use diplomacy."
    "What to you mean by diplomacy?" asked the professor, since that was something he'd never needed while teaching.
    The steward-in-charge replied, "Watch me and I'll show you."
    They proceeded down the train corridor, rattling compartment doors, opening them with their keys and offering tea or coffee. When the steward-in-charge flung open one door, before him stood a buck-naked woman. Without batting an eyelid, he calmly asked, "Tea or coffee, sir?"
    The startled woman took a cup of coffee and he closed the door.
    "Wow, did you see that cutie?" said the old professor excitedly. "She didn't have a stitch of clothing on! But, why did you call her 'sir'?"
    "That's more...

    A tutor who tooted the flute
    Tried to teach two young tooters to toot
    Said the two to the tutor
    Is it harder to toot or
    To tutor two tooters to toot?

    Harry and Mary wanted to play golf so they hired a tutor.
    Harry was taught first. He was asked to show the tutor what he could do. He hit it 200 yds. The tutor asked him to hold the club like he would his wife large breasts. He hit it 500 yds. Mary come out next and hit it 50 yds. The tutor asked her to hold the club like she would her husbands penis. She hit the ball 100 yds. The tutor told her it was fine but next time to take the club out of her mouth.

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