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Back in the days of Camelot, a young knight was traveling cross country by horseback. He was tired, hungry and the hour was growing late. He spotted a castle nearby and stopped and knocked on the door.
It was answered by the castle owner who was an older knight. When the traveler asked if he could stay overnight, the castle owner said, "No problem."
However, the castle had three bedrooms and the older knight also had two daughters, they each had their own bedroom and the traveler would have to choose who he would sleep with.
One daughter was extremely intelligent but was so ugly she made cats bark.
The other daughter was a breath-taking beauty who was smart as a box of rocks.
Who do you think the young knight chose to sleep with?
Obviously, he chose the older knight... after all, this is a "fairy" tale.
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A traveler was driving through Arkansas when he lost his way and got off the main highway. As he drove by, he saw rows and rows of pigsties and pigpens and pigs running in fields and pigs wallowing in mud. Suddenly, his eye caught something really strange. He did a double take, muttered to himself and then looked a third time. He wondered if he had seen correctly - it looked like a pig with a wooden leg!He found the lane to the farm and drove up into the farmyard, where he was met by the farmer. "Excuse me," the traveler said. "I was just driving by and looking at all your pigs, and I noticed something that I just had to stop and ask about. Tell me, did I see right? Is there really a pig out there with a wooden leg?" The farmer smiled. "Oh, that would be old Caesar you saw. He's the finest pig a man could ever hope to have - and smart! Well, let me tell you a little about that pig. You see that barge down there on the river? That's a mining dredge, taking out more...

A man and his dog were walking along a road.

The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble.

At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother of pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"

"This is heaven, sir," the man answered.

"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" The man asked.

"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have more...