Toxic Jokes

What`s the latest disease on Poland? Toxic sock syndrome.

Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?
New Jersey got to pick first.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?
New Jersey had first choice.

Numerous people fell ill in Russia yesterday from cheap vodka laced with a toxic medical disinfectant. The vodka turned many people's skin and eyes a shade of yellow. Since the story broke multiple cases of the brand have been ordered by frat houses here in the states.