Toliet Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two guys go camping and once there, the one guy says "Hey man, did you bring any toliet paper"?
"No".
"What are we going to do, I really have to go"?
"Just use a dollar man". "You would spend that on toliet paper".
"Good Idea"!
So the guy goes behind the bush, does his business, comes back around the bush holding his ass, obviously in pain.
"Whats the matter"?
"Have you ever used three quarters, two dimes and a nickel to wipe your ass"!

There was a little kid who needed to learn the ABC's for homework. He went to his big sister who was talking on the phone. "
What's the first letter of the alphabet?"
"
Shutup!"
Next he went to his older brother who was in the bathroom. "
What's the second letter of the alphabet?"
"
Down the toliet, in the toliet!"
Next he went to his other brother, who was watching Batman. "
What's the third letter of the alphabet?"
"
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah Batman!"
The next day, his teacher asked him what the first letter of the alphabet was. "
Shutup!"
The teacher asked him if he knew where he was going to go if he kept acting like this. "
Down the toliet, in the toliet!"
The teacher took him to the principal and he asked him what his name was. Do you know what he said?
"
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah Batman!"