Thor Jokes

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    Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Odin were up in
    Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Odin, "It's been a long
    time now. I really need to have sex."
    Odin stood and pondered for a while, before replying, "Go
    to Earth, O Thor, and find thyself what they call a' lady of
    joy' and treat her to your manly pleasures."
    And this Thor did. The next day, he came back up to see
    Odin, and told him of the previous night's events. "My
    friend," he said, grinning from ear to ear, "It was
    wonderful. We had passionate sex 37 times.."
    "37 times!" exclaimed Odin. "That poor woman! Mere
    mortals cannot endure such treatment. You must go and
    apologize this instant!"
    So Thor went back down to earth and found the
    aforementioned prostitute, saying. "I'm sorry about last
    night, but you see, I'm Thor..."
    "You're Thor?" shouted the girl. more...

    Awakening the morning after the orgy, the god of war was stretching sleepily when he noticed a lovely Valkyrie standing in the doorway.
    "Good morning," he said. "I'm Thor."
    "You're thor?" she replied. "I'm tho thor I can hardly pith."

    THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.
    As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely, young blonde standing in the doorway.
    He walks over and says - "Good morning, I'm THOR"!
    She looks back at him with blue eyes and a comely smiles and says -
    YOUR THOR...I'M SO THOR I CAN'T PITH!

    THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely, young blonde standing in the doorway.He walks over and says - "Good morning, I'm THOR"! She looks back at him with blue eyes and a comely smiles and says - YOUR THOR...I'M SO THOR I CAN'T PITH!

    Thor: The Scandinavian god of acheth and painth.

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