Thay Jokes

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

theres a black guy white guy and a mexican guy there all in jail for shutting down there phone services. (black guys cricket and sprocket white guys local and the mexican is all cellz)anyway, there is a door with a $ sign on it in each of there rooms they lead to the same place, a room with 1000000$ to get them all out and 2 buy wuteva thay wanna buy. thay dare each other to go in there. the white guy sez 'ill go 1st wussies' so he walks in there a ghost pops up and sez 'im the ghost of cassadoom take this money youll go boom' so he runs out and tries 2 4get about it. the mexican guy sez ' ill go now that white guy iz a wus' tha same thing happens. the black guy dont say nothin, he just walks in there the ghost pops up and sez im the ghost of cassadoom__ the black guy interupts and sez im the king of cricket and sprocket this moneys goin in my back pocket!